Locale: Madam Malkin's
Date: (backdated to) early in December, 2003
Warnings? Expect an excess of fashion 'don'ts' (Snakes! Snakes EVERYWHERE!) and large amounts of repressed(?) foul language and violence.
( ''Come shake hands with our Terror-fying new employee, Mr. Terence Higgs, for a chance to win an all-expenses-paid holiday in Salem, Mass!'' )